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Sometimes a good breakfast burrito really makes up for the calamitous poverty of under-employment. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) January 29, 2013
Just sat down to a final exam and the desk is covered in eraser bits. Bad sign. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) December 19, 2012
Just announced that J. J. Abrams will now be directing all movies with Star in the title. Can't wait for Dancing With The Stars movie James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) January 25, 2013
Am I a hipster for owning a scooter? What if I promised that I bought it for sensible reasons like gas and parking? James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) December 10, 2012
Do you think the future of Social Media will be less spammy? James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) November 30, 2012
Can you have "brunch" while watching college football? I think I may have been doing something wrong. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) November 26, 2012
Just bought a Christmas tree from a guy that I'm pretty sure only recently found out about Christmas James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) November 25, 2012
How do people without social media know who won the election? Also how do they know which of their friends are real jerks about politics? James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) November 10, 2012
A little chilly out there today. Had to turn on the heater on my morning bike ride. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) November 12, 2012
I've found my answer to the "desired salary" question varies by about $10,000 based upon whether or not I've just had lunch James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) November 09, 2012
I predict that bars will be better lit in 5 years to accommodate instagram James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) November 03, 2012
Headed out to @steingartenla tonight for a b-day partei. Really hoping his wife jumps out of a pretzel. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) November 03, 2012
Well, sorry everybody. It looks like I won't be running the New York Marathon this year. Pretty bummed. Might not run next year either. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) November 03, 2012
Im getting tired of coming up with good end of the world mayans jokes. Can we all just agree to say "mayans" after anything weird or bad? James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) November 21, 2012
who is to blame for all the wind outside my apartment? Obama? Halo 4? Or is it our old nemesis Apple maps? James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) November 10, 2012
Not watching Oscars tonight but based on twitter Salma Hayek looks great, KStew looks bad, and Smokey and Bandit won it all James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) February 25, 2013
do goldfish flakes come in wavy or bbq flavor? If not, why not? Discuss. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) February 26, 2013
They got rid of wrestling in the 2020 Olympics. I bet Hollywood Hogan is behind this. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) February 12, 2013
This Valentine's Day, ask yourself, What would Wolverine do? Probably roses and a nice dinner. Maybe candles James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) February 11, 2013
Wouldn't the Oregon Trail have made a totally awesome reality show? James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) February 11, 2013
Can't wait until Taylor Swift starts writing about guys she's never even met. Then I'll finally be famous... and hated by preteens. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) February 11, 2013
So I hear there's a papal position opening up. This is going to have to be my most creative resume ever. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) February 11, 2013
I've been thinking about starting a blog again. I need someone to talk me out of it... or get me a real job... or pay me to do blogging. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) February 08, 2013
Can we please have a reality show about discovering dinosaur bones? I don't even care if it's almost entirely fake. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) February 08, 2013
It seems i'm being followed by @simplyhired. There may be a couple of LA mayoral candidates who need their services tomorrow morning. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) March 06, 2013
