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I can't make any concrete promises but hiring me could result in you getting a raise and probably finding $20 in your old jacket pocket. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 23, 2012
Bummed I missed Critical Mass tonight. Now I'll have to fall fast asleep hugging my little cannondale James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) September 01, 2012
Another blue moon tonight. 'bout time for me to get another interview then James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) September 01, 2012
If @netflix ever started live streaming sports I could finally stop job hunting and settle down. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 28, 2012
Oh, and why thank you for following @AngelsNKingsLA, @TimFloresProd, and @sarathewinebar. Also my wife thinks you're all pretty cool too. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 21, 2012
Due to the recent heat I've become a nocturnal job hunter. But then every morning my wife wonders who ate 4 boxes of cereal in the night. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 30, 2012
Trying to train my fish to do the dishes. Going well so far. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 26, 2012
The best part about vacation? Probably one of the extra meals. I can't decide if it is 2nd breakfast or 3rd dessert. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 20, 2012
So Lance Armstrong has been stripped of his titles. I call dibs. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 24, 2012
Just think, if the evil queen from sleeping beauty had just given up she probably would have been let out of prison by now. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 23, 2012
just sent in a resume to @omazeworld I highly recommend checking them out. Also letting them know that I'm dangerously charming. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 25, 2012
Currently at a minor league baseball game in Akron Ohio. In your face Mrs Branson 3rd grade teacher. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 18, 2012
Visiting in Ohio this week. Its cleaner, friendlier, greener, and way cheaper but there just isn't enough traffic around here. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 19, 2012
Think I just lost $20 betting on Chef Boyardee as Romney's VP. Totally just lost the fictional Italian American vote. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 11, 2012
Sometimes I sit around and think "you know what la needs? More drama, crazy people, and a championship." And now we have Dwight Howard! James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 10, 2012
LA is kind of going through a little heat wave right now. You might even call it a "Micro Wave!" HA just a lil kitchen appliance humor. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 09, 2012
Its getting pretty warm here. I'm taking my laptop and going to the refrigerator. If anybody needs me, knock in case I'm not wearing pants. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 07, 2012
Just saw Jeffrey Tambor at Starbucks and now I have to rewatch Arrested Development James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 07, 2012
I wouldn't consider myself an authority on Pinterest. But as a married man, I am a victim of second-hand Pinteresting. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 07, 2012
Huge dinner tonight. Ate like it was my job until I remembered I'm still hunting. Left a resume in the fridge just in case. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 07, 2012
Does anyone know of a place that has root beer floats on the westside? Im coming up empty on National Root Beer Float Day and I need help. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 07, 2012
The coolest robot to follow on twitter @MarsCuriosity James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 06, 2012
I truly can't think of a better waste of tax money than for a Transformer to stomp on it as soon as it lands. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 06, 2012
Man, I really feel like the olympic coverage by @nbc has really gone downhill since they bumped @conanobrien. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 06, 2012
Being underemployed is a lot like watching Downton Abbey. I keep doing it even though I'm not that into it. Also I cry a lot. James Browning (@SocialJobSeeker) August 03, 2012