Now in 3D!

Yeah you read it right. My résumé just went to the next dimension.. the third one! Are you tired of looking at résumés without wearing blue and red glasses all day? Do they all just seem to lack that "pop" that you're really looking for in a candidate? Do you believe that "more dimensions" equals "better dimensions?" Then have I got the résumé for you.

I'm looking to "stand out" from the crowd and I'm willing to go the extra dimension to do so. I am also including a video I found on youtube showing how to make 3D glasses in case you don't have any at your office, or if you're like me, you accidentally left them in the booth at Taco Bell.