Classic Battle of the Sexes

Are any of you married to beautiful wives? I know I am. And in my almost two years of marital bliss I have noticed a few things about how beautiful people are treated versus those of us who have to get by on charm, wit, and ponzi schemes. My wife never has a problem getting a job. She currently has three of them actually.

But when during my own job search I came across a listing that was right up my wife's alley, I decided to come up with a little social experiment for the good of humanity. My wife is applying for the On Camera Food Host position at YumSugar TV using a template made from one of my résumés. And as if that weren't enough to even us up, I actually wrote her résumé for her. Tomorrow we will be sending in her headshot and this résumé and if she gets an interview with just one little dabble in the job market we will know that the world is unfairly tilted towards the beautiful. And I for one will not do anything about it except just be thankful that I married one, knowing that any future kids of ours has a solid 50/50 chance of having a great life and steady employment.

Also I was busy all day and this was the quickest new résumé I could come up with.